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Post by Aim on Nov 12, 2015 0:31:03 GMT -5
Me: Temmie iz me. Temmie not Bob. Want Temmie Flakes. *casually wraps arm around Newt's soul* Want treats.
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Post by Snowy & APS on Nov 12, 2015 14:42:19 GMT -5
Snowy: I'll be over here in my corner... -Sits next to Marionette box.-
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Post by Aim on Nov 12, 2015 14:48:44 GMT -5
Me: *tries to wrap arm around Snowy's soul* *realizes she's a robot* *pulls arm back* humans so cute! Animatronics not cute.
Pen: I give up *walks away*
Me: *sad Temmie noises*
Pen: Wait I got an idea. Hey, Temmie. I'm Bob.
Me: Bob.
Pen: Yes
Me: Bob nu
Pen: Bob yes.
Me: BOB NU
Pen: BOB YES
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Post by Snowy & APS on Nov 12, 2015 15:34:41 GMT -5
Me: -Smiles.- Wait- IWANNAGOTOTHESNOWBALLFIGHTATBASSPROSHOP! APS: METOO!GETINTHECAR! Snowy: Help me... Me: WAIT- WHATABOUTTHANKSGIVING?! IWANTSOMEFOOD! APS: ANDWECOULDSERVESNOWYINSTEADOFATURKYANDGIVEITTOPEN! Snowy: WHAT?! Me: WHYAREWETALKINGLIKEBEN? APS: YOUMEANTHISBEN? Me: NOZELDANERD,IMEANTHELITTLETEDDYBEARWHOISGONNAMAYBESCARETHATKIDWHOWASINTHATBITE! APS/Snowy: ... You mean... Uhh... The... B-b... Me: BITEOF87!YEES!IT'SNOSECRET! APS/Snowy: ... ... ... Me: I'm gonna get jumpscared, aren't I? APS/Snowy: -Nods.-
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Post by Aim on Nov 12, 2015 15:57:35 GMT -5
HOLY SHET. WHEN I FIRST LOADED THE PAGE THE FIRST THING I SAW WAS BEN AND IT NEARLY GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK)))
Me: IIiiiiii have no idea what you're saying. x"D (Has given up on 'Temmie')
Pen: *noms my hair*
Me: Pen no
Pen: Pen yes
Me: Hey Pen did I tell you about BEN Drowned?
Pen: Princess Pain has told me enough -.-
Me: Not surprised. He's cool though, right?
Pen: He's a wimp.
Me: At least he doesn't hide in the shadows like Herobrine
Pen: HEROBRINE IS AWESOME!
Me: BEN is better
Pen: NO HEROBRINE IS.
Me and Pen: *insert argument here*
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Post by Snowy & APS on Nov 12, 2015 17:32:49 GMT -5
Me: I'mma Zelda nerd here, so I saw BEN.
Snowy: You don't even have all the Zelda games.
Me: Meh.
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Post by Aim on Nov 19, 2015 19:16:01 GMT -5
Speaking of LOZ, in art class my teacher gave me and my friends a bunch of coloring pages to do (don't ask, she was too busy to give us another assignment and we'd finished all our work)
We each got a LOZ coloring page. Pretty much, absent-mindedly I drew it to be as gory as possible. My friends all pitched in and added their ideas of gore, and we made Zelda look as sad yet disturbing as possible. And Link looked like a soulless murderer.
Thankfully, my friend had an extra coloring page, so I quickly colored the extra one and hid the other one from the teacher.
Tomorrow, when my bestie comes back, we're gonna play a prank. We put it in an envelope and put fake blood on it with no return address and it says "Do not open, or temptation will be the death of you."
I love pranks x'D
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Post by Snowy & APS on Nov 20, 2015 17:07:54 GMT -5
Me: That sounds awesome. o:
Snowy: Why don't I ask any questions if this IS my Ask Me.
Me: -Shrugs.- Because reasons that it's an ASK Me?
Snowy: *Mad Owl Noises.*
Me: I wanna ask my own character something... APS?
APS: -Runs in and falls over.- YES?! O-O
Me: What would of happened to you if you got the... Good Ending?
APS: The what?
Me: *Explains the difference between the Good Ending and Bad Ending in FNAF/FNAF 3.*
APS: -Eyes kinda go blank.-
Me: You'd be happy, right? The children set free and all!
APS: That would mean... If... If they were gone, I'd have nothing to work for. I'd become a pile a animatronic parts if they left... And would I never seen... Bonnie again? ;-;
Me: APS... I thought you'd be happy about that... Not... Well... Uhh... Your just usually not this sad over something so happy...ish...
APS: What's good about it? Sure, the kids are set free from their pain and suffering-
Snowy: And you.
APS: And me... But the Marionette would either be gone so he couldn't be able to power me, or he would shut me down forever because the kids would be gone and my purpose would no longer be needed.
Snowy: APS is sad over this? -Laughs.-
Me: -Slaps Snowy.- APS... Bonnie would be kind gone, but maybe they are ghost?
APS: But-
Me: WAIT A SECOND... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT! -Throws away our conversation.- IF THIS IS AFTER FNAF 3, THE PURPLE IDIOT BROKE THE ANIMATRONICS- Or at least the main 4...- AND THEY WENT FREE AS GHOST TO "KILL" THAT STUPID GRAPE MAN... THE KIDS HAVE TO BE FREE?! WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON?!
APS: I..... -Falls over.-
Me: APS?
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Post by Aim on Nov 20, 2015 19:00:51 GMT -5
Me: No, the kids aren't free. They got the bad ending. I think there will be a second chance, though.
Pen: That's the closest they've been to freedom. In, what, 70 years? They won't be freed.
Me: They will be freed.
Pen: They won't.
Me: They will! *throws an Undertale reference at her* THIS ARGUMENT IS FILLING ME WITH DETERMINATION.
Pen: *throws an Undertale reference back* How many EXP and LOVE points would Purple Guy have? Surely humans would give a lot of those.
Me: He must be LOVE 19 right now, if Undertale was real. Wish it was.
Pen: But what if the genocide route happened-
Me: ohgosh *sob sob*
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Post by Snowy & APS on Nov 20, 2015 20:26:05 GMT -5
Me: I actually began to watch the first 2 episodes of Undertale on YouTube with Markipiler. Snowy: You know that once you mention that, my Ask Me is gonna turn into a really dumb talk about Undertale, right? Me: Yeah. But all we need to do to turn this back into your Ask Me is to put a little BACKBONE into it! APS: I MAKE THE BAD PUNS! NOT SNOWY, NOT THAT SKELETON THING, NOT PEN, ME! I MAKE THE BAD PUNS! But that was good. Snowy: Isn't that a pun from Sans? Me: Yeah, but I've got a skele-TON more puns! Snowy: So... I take it from the Sans puns, he is your favorite charcter? Me: ... Would it be weird if I said probably Flowey or whatever that evil flower's name was is actually my favorite? o-o APS: Iwt was scwary... Snowy: One, yes it would be weird, and Two, your a baby, APS.
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Post by Aim on Nov 20, 2015 21:31:29 GMT -5
Me: *amused Aim noises* I've seen Marriland's playthrough of the game (neutral route), I've seen a full genocide playthrough, and I'm currently playing True Pacifist run (I've already seen the ending tho. I won't spoil it, but DANG FLOWEY IS TERRIFYING AT THE END HOLY CRAP)
Flowey: *content flower noises*
Fredflower: *angry flower noises*
Flowey: *opens one eye to look at Fredflower* *fake smile* Hiya pal!
Fredflower: *snarl*
Flowey: *hiss*
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Post by Snowy & APS on Nov 20, 2015 21:57:39 GMT -5
Me: -Holds Flowey.- Who's a evil little flower?
APS: -Holds Fredflower.- Who's a weird little... What are you again?
Snowy: -Holds up brick.- Who's gonna be the one I throw this at?
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Post by Aim on Nov 20, 2015 23:03:16 GMT -5
Flowey: *wraps vines around Angel's neck* get away from me *leaps off*
Fredflower: I'm a... .... flower. And a plush bear. And... I dunno actually. But thankies *le hugs with little leaves*
Me: ... *carefully pats Jr* Are you ok?
Flowey: I FEEL YA, JR. LIFE IS HORRIBLE. *currently strangling Angel with vines*
Fredflower: *concerned bear flower noises*
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Post by Snowy & APS on Nov 21, 2015 0:32:10 GMT -5
Me: Actually, this isn't hurting me. But it probably would if this was Feral Pride.
APS: -Throws Fredflower at Flowey.- BAD CUTE LITTLE MONSTER FLOWER!
Snowy: Flowey, can you kill them for me?
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Post by Aim on Nov 21, 2015 11:11:37 GMT -5
Fredflower: AH CRAP *slams into Flowey*
Flowey: *slow laughter* I'd gladly kill them all for ya, Snowy.
Fredflower: *bites one of Flowey's vines*
Flowey: AH FRICK OW OW OW *screeching flower noises*
Me: ... THE HUG COMPELS YOU *glomps Jr*
Flowey: *laughing*
Fredflower: *sits on Jrs head* c:
Flowey: Are you actually helping him right now? IDIOTS. ... *walks off* (DON'T ASK HOW A FLOWER CAN WALK IT JUST CAN)
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Post by Snowy & APS on Nov 21, 2015 19:31:34 GMT -5
Angel: Come back! D:
APS: -Takes Fredflower off Jr's head and puts it on Snowy's.-
Snowy: EWW! GET THIS HORRIBLE THING OFF ME! IT MIGHT HAVE DIRT OR BLOOD ON IT!
Angel: -Mutters 1987 Fredbear joke.- Well, it didn't do it on purpose, but you still might find blood around it's mouth. -Weird, "I just made a bad joke." smirk grin.- APS/Snowy: You are a horrible person.
APS: Your ever worse than Snowy.
Angel: I said it didn't almost kill the kid on purpose, blame his brother and his brother's stupid friends. :/
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Post by Aim on Nov 22, 2015 19:22:37 GMT -5
Flowey: *wraps bloody vines around Snowy's shoulders* c:
Fredflower: *i don't give a crap flower noises*
Me: ... how did you eat the world? o-o I'm concerned
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Post by Snowy & APS on Nov 23, 2015 2:21:11 GMT -5
Snowy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET OFF MY YOU WEIRD THING OF NATURE!
Me: I'm surprised you even know the word Nature is a word.
Snowy: JUST GET IT OFF ME! I ALREADY HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOU TWO!
Me: I finally remembered who you sound like.
Snowy: THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THIS!
Me: You sound like that orange headed girl from the Pokemon anime that got her bike stolen from the kid named after the remains of a fire... Uhh, Ash...
APS: FIRE! AHHHH! -Runs around.- Calm down you mutt, before I fling you into the wall. I DON'T WANT IT TO HAPPEN AGAIN! WHATIFMYLITTLEBONNIEGETSHURT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Other voice mocking APS voice.* Bonnie Bonnie Bonnie! Oh no! What if he gets hurt! Ahhh! *Mocking noises.* Your dumber than a cow.- COWS ARE SMART! Not really. Your still dumber than one. Your dumber than Angel.
Me: o-o I'll throw Snowy at you this time, as well as a table, the two fighting flower things, Pen, Toy Pen and that stupid blue thing.
Snowy: Dare I ask, what is the "stupid blue thing" thing?
Me: The... I don't wanna get APS started... *Whispers a few words into Snowy's ear* ...einnobyotnaemI *Talks fast and backwards so APS doesn't understand.*
Snowy: WHAT?!
Me: *Forgets I'm being quiet and screams in Snowy's ear because.* IMEANTOYBONNIE!
Snowy: YOU EAT SOUR COOKIES?! EWW!
ME: THE STUPID REPLACEMENT! T O Y SPACE B O N N I E! IT! THE THING MADE OF CHEAP BLUE PLASTIC!
APS: -Stops running.- ... o-o
Snowy: Uhh...
APS: -Slug scream.- aaaaaaahhhhhhhhahaaaaaAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DANGIT YOU FUR BALL, SHUT UP! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Me/Snowy: ... o-o'
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Post by Aim on Nov 23, 2015 22:33:05 GMT -5
Me: HER NAME IS MISTY. The pokemon trainer who got her bike stolen
Flowey and Fredflower: *insert fighting flowers here*
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Post by Snowy & APS on Nov 25, 2015 4:55:07 GMT -5
Me: -Slowly cheering on Flowey.- Fight fight fight fish!
APS: Fish?
Me: Errrr... Fight! I know how to say words!
APS: Hey Angel...
Me: YES...?
APS: You never wrote that script.
Me: Meh. It wasn't that funny hearing you and I scream on a kitty coaster.
APS: Yes it was.- *Animatronic facepalm.* Can someone stop the fighting flowers?
Me: NOOOOO! -Grabs Fredflower and Flowey and plays with them like dolls as if they were fighting.- You will never beat me, Fredbear! -Picks Flowey up as if he were flying with magic.- Yes I will, I have the power of... Of... Uh... Power... In... General! -Throws Gravestone that say "R.I.P General Chat"- No Fredbear! General chat died! Your spam attack will not work! D:
Snowy: This is stupid.
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Post by Aim on Nov 25, 2015 15:05:17 GMT -5
Flowey: WHAT THE FRICK PUT ME DOWN *bites Angel's hand*
Fredflower: Welp, I'm a doll now. K cool. *derp face*
Flowey: YOU IDIOT C'MON WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE
Fredflower: Nah I'm chill
Flowey: *roaring flower noises* DIE HUMAN *bites hand again*
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Post by Snowy & APS on Nov 26, 2015 17:51:57 GMT -5
Me: You tickle. xD -Falls over in laughter and falls on Flowey.- O-O I'M SORRY!
Snowy: Good job, you killed it.
Me: -Gets up.- AHHHHH! ARE YOU OKAY?!
Snowy: You just fell on a plant, do you think it's gonna be okay?
Me: FREDBEAR! USE SOMETHING LIKE MAGIC! PIXEL MAGIC! THE SAME MAGIC THAT KEPT THAT KID ALIVE AFTER THE BITE! SOMETHING! D:
APS: Did you have to bring that up? :/- YES SHE DID!- Keep quiet.- Hmmp.
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Post by Aim on Nov 27, 2015 23:52:53 GMT -5
Fredflower: *walks over to Flowey* *is about to use magic*
Flowey: *body slams Fredflower into the wall* I D I O T.
Fredflower: OH SHET-
Flowey: *wraps Angel in vines* Howdy, human! Golly, you must be so confused and scared. I'll end that suffering for you. NOW DIE! *laughing as vines get tighter*
Fredflower: *bites Flowey*
Flowey: tf GET AWAY FROM ME BEAR-FLOWER-THING
Fredflower: *slaps*
Flowey: d i d y o u j u s t s l a p-
Fredflower: *slaps again*
Flowey: *enraged plant noises* *drops Angel* Die, imposter!
Fredflower: Actually I was created before you.
Flowey: ... well, maybe. I don't know about that actually. Your game came first, though.
Fredflower: May I mention the fact it's highly bothersome that you literally destroy the fourth wall?
Flowey: At least I don't stalk the- Oh wait...
Fredflower: ...
Flowey: ... ANYWAYS, you help the kid. And do a really crappy a job at it. Everything you say is common sense you idiot. At least I'm smart and am actually a very difficult boss. I can mess with your SAVE file, remember?
Fredflower: At least I'm not a brutal killing machine. YOU kill on purpose!
Flowey: I don't have my own soul. I can't feel love.
Fredflower: True, but that's not a good enough excuse. I killed on accident-
Flowey: Because you're an idiot
Fredflower: SHUT UP
Flowey: YOU SHUT UP
Flowers: *insert fighting flower noises here*
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Post by Snowy & APS on Dec 1, 2015 14:59:52 GMT -5
Me: *Trying not to laugh.* Also, Flowey, your vines tickled.
APS: FREDFLOWER!- This is stupid...- NO IT'S NOT! GO LITTLE FLOWER BEAR!- *Facepalms.*
Snowy: Why am I even still here?
Me: No clue. Maybe your not.
Snowy: *Magically is gone.* Poof.
APS: -Like an elegant Snow Poff. o:
Me: *Records fight with 3DS.* Or did you kill on accident? *Troll face.*
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Post by Aim on Dec 2, 2015 19:45:34 GMT -5
Flowey: .... my vines tickle? ....
Fredflower: *burst out laughing* OH MY GOSH *nearly dies of laughter*
Flowey: SHUT UP *smacks Fredflower*
Fredflower: *bear growl*
Flowey: *hiss*
Fredflower: ... did you just hiss at me?
Flowey: Fite me rn irl YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH HISSING? *loud hiss*
Fredflower: You sound like a cat.
Flowey: *waddles over to Fredflower* *purr*
Fredflower: Stop purring at me
Flowey: *purring intensifies*
Fredflower: ... *zaps with magic* Stay away.
Flowey: Awwww, is the wittle baby scared of the kitty? I D I O T.
Fredflower: Aww, is 'idiot' your most insulting word in your vocab?
Flowey: ... uh... POOP-FACE.
Fredflower: *cry-laugh*
Flowey: Idiot sounds better... IDIOT. Yeah. You're an I D I O T.
Fredflower: *snicker* *grabs glow-sticks*
Flowey: Wait what are you doing-
Fredflower: *throws glow-stick at*
Flowey: *doesn't know what a glow-stick is* *plant scream*
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Post by Snowy & APS on Dec 4, 2015 23:34:59 GMT -5
APS: Go Fredbear!
Snowy: *Throws Angel's Bonnie plushie at the two flowers.*
Me: AH! THIS IS LIKE SMASH BROTHERS! *Guy who says stuff from Smash Brothers voice.* Bonnie Plushie has joined the battle.
Snowy: Nerd.
Me: Thank you.
APS: AHHHHH! NEON GLOWING LINES ARE GONNA HIT BONNIE! *Jumps between flowers, probably accidentally landing on plushie.* AHHHHHHHHH!
Snowy/Me: *Faceplams.*
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Post by Aim on Dec 4, 2015 23:44:31 GMT -5
Fredflower: This is fun *keeps throwing glow sticks at Flowey* Flowey: *frantically dodging* *screaming* H E L P M E : c:
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Post by Snowy & APS on Dec 6, 2015 22:40:34 GMT -5
Me: *Takes Fredflower's glow sticks.* Your welcome, Flowey.
APS: *Holds plushie.* o:
Snowy: *Poofs back.* The heck?
Me: *Watches while grinning.*
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Post by Aim on Dec 8, 2015 19:53:56 GMT -5
Flowey: *shaking* *stares at glow sticks*
Fredflower: *angered bear noises*
Flowey: *growls at Fredflower* Shut up, Goldilocks.
Fredflower: In-game, you're literally referred to as a 'Golden flower'. If anything, you're Goldilocks.
Flowey: Well you have Golden in your name. Well... new name I guess?
Fredflower: shut up.
Flowey: HA no. *surrounds Fred in magic*
Fredflower: No *cancels magic*
Flowey: -.-
Fredflower: umadbro
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Post by Snowy & APS on Dec 17, 2015 15:43:01 GMT -5
Me: I watched my friend play Undertale. Flowey still is my favorite.
APS: *Mad APS noises.*
Me: It's okay. *Pets APS.* I've also been roleplaying with APS and my friend... o-o'
APS: You are making it too sad!
Me: Me?
Snowy: Heh, "Me: Me?" Two me...s?
Me: .-.
APS: *Roleplay mode?* -Poking Bonnie.- Wake uuuuuuuuuuuuup! D:
Me: *Laughing a bit.*
APS: IT'S NOT FUNNY.
Me: Your poking him? You know he's an animatronic. Poking won't do any good.
APS: -Poking Angel.-
Me: That tickles. Heheheheheheee...
APS: You have a weirder laugh than... Anything.
Me: Thanks!
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